when you are on your boyfriends computer looking for a flattering picture of yourself for your myspace (you lame hipster), whatever you do--DON'T, i repeat with emphasis, DO NOT click on that instant message that is saved in his pictures folder named 'friends'.

because it just might be him im'ing that one girl that you met that one time...yeah, you know the one, your boyfriend slept with her, just that one time-before he met you of course...and you are like, 'her, really? oh, dear bf were you depressed? or recuperating from the eye surgery?'
okay, but the girl, she may not have clothes on in this paticular saved im/picture exchange...and your bf is telling her how sexy she is...

you may want to scrape that part of your brain that has stored these images...and binge drink.
so just save yourself---your brain and your liver, too.

DO NOT CLICK.