using my mind controlling super powers* friday afternoon, i willed my employers to give me 2 weeks paid vacation that i didnt have.
plus pay me for the vacation time i do have.

i love my super powers.*
they rule.

now my whole 'taking over the world' plan may commence.

i will start by sleeping in, going to the beach, drinking in the middle of the day, playing with small/medium sized doggies that may or may not reside in my home, and taunting the employed.

oh, evil plan, you are pure sugar covered, orgasm inducing joy.

*3 very strong margaritas for lunch.