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Friday, March 23, 2007

some days just call for kicking peoples faces.

and not just their faces.
but their anus'.
and shins.
and necks.

i am deaf in one ear. have been sice jr. sr. at sxsw.
i have been dizzy and nauseous b/c of this-equilibrium thing.
i dont know, talk to science about the details.
anyway, not in a great mood.
and maybe i talk a little louder b/c of this.

and so the man on the phone that is useless cannot tell me to keep my voice down.
well, he can.
but then i will hang up on him and call his boss and rat him out for the wad of dick that he is.
i will also shoot his cat.
in pretend world anyway.
and the cat won't like it one bit.
he hates it.
and then he whimpers to his penis leach of an owner and meows oh so pitifully.
and then the jerk will kick the cat.
b/c thats what guys like him do.

god i hate him more.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

AHA!
get it?
the cool kids do.
and some of the nerds do too.