using my mind controlling super powers* friday afternoon, i willed my employers to give me 2 weeks paid vacation that i didnt have.
plus pay me for the vacation time i do have.

i love my super powers.*
they rule.

now my whole 'taking over the world' plan may commence.

i will start by sleeping in, going to the beach, drinking in the middle of the day, playing with small/medium sized doggies that may or may not reside in my home, and taunting the employed.

oh, evil plan, you are pure sugar covered, orgasm inducing joy.

*3 very strong margaritas for lunch.

we are keeping that dog.
there was a short stint of, 'four dogs? wtf are we thinking??'
then we quickly reverted back to 'oh 4 dogs aren't so many, we can do it!'
yeah.
alot of people think we are retarded.
those people are dead to me.
we named him truck.
he has the cutest little fuzzy dog balls ever.
i tickle them sometimes.
matt thinks i am a gross dog perv.
but next week, his little fuzzy furry balls of joy will be lopped off.
so i will tickle until there is nothing left to be tickled.
b/c thats the way i roll.

pet peeves:

1. when someone says something obvious and follows it with 'if you know what i am saying'...example: 'he is getting alot of ass---if you know what i am saying'.

2. when people have online diaries/blogs and lock them. wtf? why do you have one online??? send out a freaking email to the sacred people that have your password--stop taking up precious internet space.

3. when new age hippy type superior ass fucks talk about how they only eat organic/vegetarian foods and won't take aspirin or cough syrup b/c it isn't natural or good for their bodies...but then they take a hit of ecstacy.

i sound angry. i wonder if i am in a bad mood. maybe it is the non organic aspirin talking.

mommy, look what followed me home!
can we keep him...huh huh...can we keep him?
please!!!??? pretty please!!!???



















(by followed me home i mean, matt bought him from some skanky shady character on the corner. can we really have 4 dogs? we want to name him 'the'. short for 'the jackal'.)

guess who is photo happy today?
guess who is going to live in this house very soon?
with her gorgeous mustached man, 3 perfect pups, and a bunch of shit that she can't believe she has accumulated during her very short stint as an 'adult'?

here is a hint:
her initials are m and e.

one last question.
who's back is that?
and does it come with the house?
oh, sorry, i guess that is two questions.

and why is a 14yr old bending down to take a pic with me?
that is right, b/c she is my big little sister.

ask and you shall receive.
or maybe he just got lazy with the razor.
but either way i gots me some eugene hutz inspired shit up in hee-ya.

the very short 'why i will miss la' list:
1. good sushi
2. melrose trading post
3. being a short car trip away from water skiing AND snow skiing (not that i do either of those often or at all--but still, it is a nice thought)
4. great sushi
5. ...stay tuned...

**25 days and counting**

reason #237 for loving my sleeve:
the best blemish cover up EVER!